Jack Bauer Facts

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When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Strippers tip Jack Bauer.

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