1×09 – Will und Struppi | The Truth About Will & Dogs

Karen: Honey, you can have anything you want, you just have to learn to compromise. I mean, take me and Stan. If he wants a little touchy-touchy, well, if I cooperate, I get a house in the Bahamas!
Grace: I… I’m not sure what you’re asking me to do here

Karen: Grace, the bitch we hate is on line one.

Karen: Spay him, spray him, throw him in a bag, and let’s get out of here!

Jack: („Valley Girl“ voice) Uh, Mr. Truman, I hope you don’t mind, but I, like, brought my girlfriend Valerie here so we can make out.

Jack: (About naming the puppy) I was thinking something more along the lines of… „Jack.“
Will: Hmmm… Let me think. „Jack, quit licking that man’s face.“ See? He’d never know who I was talking to.
Jack: (Sarcastically) Ohh! My side! Ohh!