7×17 – Das Kleid aller Kleider | The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress

Ross und Joey sind in der Folge ja sowas von geil. Wie sie sich gegenseitig bei dem Date fertig machen, aber einander natürlich nicht kennen

Die letzte Szene war auch klasse, als die Jungs alle eine Gesichtsmaske tragen und Monica dann in die Wohnung kommt

Ross: So Joey, um, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Kristen: Well, Joey doesn’t like to talk about it but, he’s one of the stars of Days of Our Lives.
Ross: That’s right! That’s right, don’t you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a man’s body.
Ross: Much better.
Joey: So y’know Ross it’s funny ‘cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Ross: Well yes. Yes, I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how I’ve been married and how I have a son.
Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
Ross: That’s right! Wait. No, Ben.
Joey: So you’ve just married the one time then?
Ross: Well, umm…
Kristen: You’ve been married twice?
Ross: Yes…and another time after that. Boy, I’m getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat some of her food?
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Joey: Yeah… So uh, Ross, well now why did that first marriage breakup, hmm? Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Joey and Ross: No.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey!?
Ross: Hey, you leave Marcel out of this!
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants!?
Ross: Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, V.D. boy!?
Joey: Monkey lover!
(They both notice that Kristen had left)
Joey: When do you think we lost her?
Ross: Probably around gonorrhea.

(Joey had just crashed Ross’s date with Kristen)
Kristen: Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross.
Joey: Hi!
Ross: Hi, it’s nice to meet you. Yeah, I used to have a friend named Joey…I don’t anymore.

Maitre’d: Geller, party of two.
Ross: (to Joey) You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?