1×20 – Ich kann im Dunkeln pinkeln | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Naja, solide Folge. Die Psychiaterin fand ich aber richtig klasse
Und natürlich Charlie, der Judith die ganze Zeit fertig macht

Alan: (about Jake)What happened to him?
Charlie: If I didn’t know any better I’d swear he got laid last night.

Alan: You know what, your right, I’m always to quick to blame myself.
Charlie: Yes you are.
Alan: It’s his mother’s fault.
Charlie: Attaboy!

Dr. Freeman: Ok, well. Jake and I had a very nice little talk. I invited him to share his feelings with me in a confidential non threatening context and after hearing everything he had to say, I must tell you very frankly… uh… Who am I kidding? I got nothing.
Alan: That’s it? A 150 dollars an hour for „I got nothing“?
Dr. Freeman: It’s a 175, but that’s not really the point now, is it?!

Berta: Please, if my kids were going to bed at seven, I’d dip myself in gravy and danced naked on the rooftop.
Charlie: She does make a hell of a gravy.