3×01 – Das Duell – Teil 1 | Kill Ari – Part 1

So, noch ein paar Quotes zur Folge:

Tony: I don’t want you to get pissed…
Gibbs: I thought you wanted me pissed.
Tony: I did…It was kind-of weird when you were being nice, not that your not nice…I mean, ah…

(Gibbs and Tony are in the elevator. Gibbs wants Tony to follow Ziva)
Gibbs: I want you on Ziva’s ass.
Tony: She’s not really my type, boss.
(Gibbs ‚Gibbs-smacks‘ Tony)
Gibbs: To tail her.
Tony: I knew that…

Ziva: You can’t help because I am here to stop Agent Gibbs from killing a Mossad Officer.
Tony: Ari Haswari?
Ziva: Yes.
(Tony motions for Ziva to come closer)
Tony: I’d wish you luck, but I want the bastard dead too.

(Ziva just came in and Tony told her he was playing charades)
Tony: We got off to a bad start. I’m special agent Tony DiNozzo. I wasn’t playing charades, I was thinking about my partner.
Ziva: Naked?
Tony: No…(Tony gets uncomfortable) Yes. I…I was just…look I’m not the only man who does it.
Ziva: Oh, women do it too. (Ziva starts looking at him from feet to head) With handsome men.
(Tony starts walking back to his desk)
Ziva: And even and occasional women.
Tony: Now you’re teasing me.
Ziva: Didn’t your partner tease you?
Tony: Not about sex. Kate was kind-of puritanical.
Ziva: Sorry.
Tony: Well It didn’t matter, I wasn’t interested in her…we were partners.
Ziva: She wasn’t attractive?
Tony: She was… not to me…
Ziva: Then why did you imagine her naked?

(Gibbs just went to talk with Tony and left the building with Jen)
Kate: Your mother should have washed your mind out with soap! Gibbs leaves with a women and your only thought is: Nooner.
Tony: Was not.
Kate: Was too. I’ve always known what your thinking, Tony.
(Tony looks at Kate in her Catholic girls outfit)
Kate: What? What are you up to?
(Kate looks down at her outfit and makes a shocked little noise)
Kate: Tony! I just died and you’re having a sexual fantasy?!
Tony: Can’t help it.
(Kate’s skirt flys up revealing her underwear)
Kate: (Trying to push the skirt down) DiNozzo!!
Tony: Sometimes I use to imagine you naked.
(Kate screams)

Tony (lying on top of Abby): Are you hit?
Abby (having trouble breathing): No… You’re heavy!
Tony: Sorry.
Abby (feeling his leg): My god, no wonder you’re so heavy, Tony, you’re all muscles!
Tony: Abby, scch!
Abby: You’re packing a nice booty too!
Tony: Is this how you deal with getting shot at?