2×08 – Haben wir eine Trittleiter? | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan ist halt einfach nur ein Volltrottel. Anstatt einfach den Sex zu genießen, will er Nancy unbedingt heiraten #hauen# #hauen#

Charlie trinkt Bourbon während er trainiert, zu krass

Alan: I need you to watch Jake for the rest of the weekend so that Nancy and I can go to Vegas and get married.
Charlie: Oh, God, Alan! There’s no need to marry the woman! If you don’t want to have sex anymore just tell her!

Alan: What kind of man chooses sex with an insatiably hot stranger over quality time with his little boy?
Charlie: Oh! I don’t know, the kind of man who’s been married for twelve years and had sex twelve times?

Berta: I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.

Alan: How do I look?
Charlie: (without looking up) Incredible. All men want to be you, all women want to be with you.
Alan: Could you at least look at me before you answer?
Charlie: (after he looked up) I stand corrected. All men want to be with you.

Charlie: Mom’s been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint!