2×10 – Der Lachs unter meiner Bluse | The Salmon Under My Sweater

Rose und Alan? Das wäre ja mal eine Konstellation gewesen, da hätte es ja ordentlich was zu lachen gegeben

Und so dumm wie man glaubt ist Rose ja überhaupt nicht #8o#

Berta: So you want to know what goes on underneath this rough exterior. Whether somewhere inside me there is a tiny little girl that wanted to be a famous ballerina.
Alan: Is there?
Berta: If there is, it is because I accidentally ate her and I haven’t passed her yet. I’m telling you, I’m dreading that tiara.

Alan: Did you know Rose has a master’s degree in psychology?
Berta: Did you know I’m a founding member of the mile high club?
Alan: No.
Berta: Yeah, me and Orville at Kitty Hawk.

Charlie(singing): Oh, oh, oh, oh, ashikuru. Oh, oh, oh, oh, ASHIKURU! My oh my he’s a DEMON SAMURAI! He’s the guy who had to die. ASHIKURU!!!

Charlie: I meant to ask you, how did that book report turn out?
Jake: I got a D-.
Charlie: D-? Didn’t you read the Cliff Notes?
Jake: That was 50 pages!
Charlie: Unbelievable, your kid’s too lazy to cheat.
Alan: Has it occurred to you that maybe he’s too honest to cheat?
Jake: No, I’m lazy.