[Westheim]

Naja, die Folge ist ganz nett, aber sie hat ein paar sehr geile Zitate.

(Mitten in der Nacht – Dewey kreischt plötzlich)
Malcolm (Kamera): Every night for the past two weeks. He thinks there is a monster under the bed. It seemed so funny, when we thought about it …
Lois (kommt herein): Oh, no, not again …
Dewey: The monster …! It tried to suck my brain out …!
Lois (zu Malcolm und Reese): Allright, you two, you’re banned from Nintendo!
Malcolm: Okay.
Reese (grinsend): We’re already banned from Nintendo.
Malcolm (Kamera): Sad thing is, he thinks he just outsmarted her.
Lois: Allright, pillows!
Reese: What?
Lois: That’s right, I’m taking your pillows. Come on, hand ‚em over! (nimmt Reese und Malcolm die Kopfkissen weg) (zu Dewey) And I’m not gettin’ up again. If that monster wants to suck out your brain, you let him take it, and go back to sleep.

Malcolm: Can I have some?
Stevie: No. (hhh) … It’s a … (hhh) … prescription sandwich.
Malcolm: Prescription sandwich? That’s not even a good lie!

(Reese versucht Essen von Malcolms Teller zu stehlen)
Malcolm: Get out of here!!
Reese: Come on, you’re not eating it. You didn’t have a bite in two minutes, I counted!
Malcolm: I’m saving it.
Reese: There is no saving!
Hal: Malcolm, he’s right, the rule is … no saving.
(Malcolm leckt seine Hände ab und fasst alles auf seinem Teller an)
Reese: Oh, ya, I can’t …
(Reese greift weiter nach Malcolms Hühnchen)
Malcolm: Cut it out …!!
Reese: It’s mine …!
(Das Telefon klingelt, Lois geht hin)
Hal: Boys, boys, get it – your mother – you’re – you’re gonna ruin her nice day.
Lois (am Telefon): FRANCIS DID WHAT???
(Malcolm und Reese sehen zu ihr hin, Malcolm ist abgelenkt, Reese holt sich sein Hühnchen)

Lois: Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.

Hal: Malcolm, this is a very serious situation here. I know you love Francis as much as we do, so if you know –
Lois: Oh, for God’s sake (zu Malcolm) WHERE IS HE???
Malcolm (hastig): He came here to see Bibi, he’s meeting her tonight.
Malcolm (Kamera): Oh, my god, how’d she DO that?

(Lois fährt im Auto, bis der Motor ausgeht)
Lois (rasend vor Wut): Moooove…!!!!
(Motor geht wieder an, Lois fährt weiter)

Dewey: And then the monster started growling at me, so I threw rocks at him, and I killed him, and then he started flying around on rocket boost, and I got to ride inside his head, and now the monster’s my friend, and we wen- … and we went to get Slurpees.
Reese: You did not. You just lied.
Hal: Reese, if that’s what Dewey says happened there’s no reason to argue about it.
Reese: No one believes I beat the last level at Mortal Kombat.
Hal: Because that’s just ridiculous. No one beats Sub-Zero.

Francis: How mad is Mom?
Hal: Well, let’s just get a couple of states behind us before we ask her.

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