Gab ein paar klasse Sprüche, vor allem mit Marcy, die halbnackt im Wohnzimmer durch die Gegend läuft

Al: Kelly, when I was a kid, there were lots of parties I wasn’t invited to. I showed up anyway. I stood there with a big smile on my face and said, ‚I’m here‘ and headed right for the food. Sure, they didn’t want me there, but I had a great time. And if they didn’t, so what? The point is if you want to be there, be there. Even if they hate you. You’re a Bundy. Start acting like one.
Bud: Dad, what is Mrs. Rhoades doing in our living room wearing a towel?
Al: Bud, do you want to hear a long boring story about a short boring woman or do you want your car fixed?
Al: Never wanted to get married – I’m married, never wanted to have kids – I got two of ‚em. How the hell did this happen?