Das Skateboard war in Folie verpackt #vertrag#
Hah, eine der geilsten Folgen überhaupt
Francis und Ida sind einfach nur zum Schreien :p
Der andere Plot ist auch cool. Lois ist wirklich ein Monster, aber die Kinder schon auch. Vor allem Dewey. :>
Francis: Well, did you invite her to your house?
(Pause)
Lois (am Telefon): She knows she’s always welcome.
Francis: Maybe we’ll just go on the bus and surprise you.
Lois: Don’t you threaten me!
Lois (über Weihnachten): THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY TIME!!!
Ida: It sounds like a song they sang when they were riding through the village, and threw the babies into the fire.
Francis: They sang „Jingle Bells“?
Ida: They sang something.
(Lange Pause)
Francis: Well, it’s way past my bedtime, where do I sleep?
Ida: You’re sitting on it.
Lois: I’m not cancelling christmas. I’m holding it hostage.
Francis: Sounds like your dying.
Ida: You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Francis: Oh yeah, I can’t wait to get my hands on this doylies, and that can of peaches on your shelf that’s been there for thirty years …
Francis (krümmt sich auf dem Boden): Why don’t you just unhinge your jar and finish me off?
Ida: Just after my Magnum P.I..
Ida: You’re doing it all wrong.
Francis: You have like seven ornaments to put on your tree, how could I be doing it wrong?
Lois (heult): I’m a monster …!
Hal: No, you’re not a monster.
Lois: WHY DON’T YOU JUST ADMIT I’M A MONSTER???
Hal: We-well maybe a little one.
Ida: This camera … that was for your father. And then he refused to drive me to the liquor store.
Ida: I will cut off his hands and stuff them in his kapuzhnyik!!