[Westheim]

Dewey ist eine elende Kröte … kleiner Lügner. :-& X-(
Und Reese ist mal NICHT an allem schuld, das war so schöööön #rot# Eine ganz gute Folge, aber das Highlight der Staffel kommt dann morgen #rot# #rot# #rot#

Francis: You don’t know any women.
Pete: That occurred to me, too. That’s why I mail-ordered one from Russia.

(Circus Burger, Reese hält sein Gesicht an die Fensterscheibe, Shaun holt mit einem Baseballschläger aus und schlägt brutal gegen das Glas – es hält)
Reese: Oh, man! That’s so great! I wish, we had a gun, so we could REALLY test this thing out!

Reese (steigt durchs Fenster ins Zimmer): Malcolm, you gotta help me!
Malcolm: What’s going on?
Reese: It’s horrible. There’s 400$ missing in the register at the end of my shift, and they think I took it!
(Pause)
Malcolm (kühl): Well, did you?
Reese: NO!! Of course not!
Barton: I’m Barton.
Reese: Who’s this dork?
Malcolm: My tutor?
Reese: You’re kidding me!? The one time I need you to be a genius, I find out that you’re faking the whole smart thing??

Richie (zu Barton): Hey, get your own pizza, Dewey!
Malcolm: His name’s not Dewey.
Richie: Then how come you had me call him Dewey all these years?

Richie: I wasn’t even there today. The only time I’ve been there was at cashout. You were right there.
Reese: Ya, but I had a ten minute break at 4:30. You could have sneaked in and then take the money.
Richie: Well, ya, but …
Malcolm: You wanna play the innocent? Fine. We’ll just let the police decide. (geht zum Telefon)
Richie: Whow, the police? What makes you think the cops are gonna take your side?
Malcolm: Maybe because you’ve been arrested ten times for petty theft.
Richie: Excuse me, one of those was for Arsen.
(Malcolm wählt 911)
Richie: I’m tellin‘ you, you’re makin‘ a big mistake!!
Malcolm: No, I’m not.
Richie: Yes, you are.
Malcolm: No, I’m not!
Barton: Yes, you are.
(Dramatische Pause)
Barton: He didn’t do it. According to this citation, Richie was stopped at 4:20 at 18th and Wilson for urinating from a moving vehicle.
Reese: So?
Barton: So; Circus Burger is on Walnut, which is at least 25 miles away. He couldn’t have gotten there during Reese’s break.
Malcolm: Well, maybe if the traffic was light, and –
Barton: Ya, and maybe if his crappy car could move at 300 miles an hour. Otherwise it’s impossible.
Richie (lachend): Hey, hey! Way to go, Dewey!!

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