[Randy Taylor]

Tony: (to the teenaged boys) Well, I, like, think you’re, like, totally, like, lying, like. You wanna know why?
Danny: ‚Cause you’re old?

Tony: Relax, Quick Draw. We’re Feds.
Security Officer: Yeah? Which agency?
Tony and Ziva: NCIS.
Security Officer: Never heard of it.
Ziva: Naval Criminal Investigative Service.
Security Officer: Never heard of it!
Tony: You never actually get used to it. You think you will, but you never do.

Ziva: Are you saying you’d like to handcuff me, Tony?
Tony: It’s not really my thing, Ziva.
Ziva: I see. You’re the one who likes to be handcuffed then, huh?

Gibbs: Are you waiting for an invitation Officer David?
Ziva: Oh, so you really are getting married?
DiNozzo: He means you’re with me.
Ziva: Oh, I knew that.

Security Officer Parnell: Cuff yourself to him. (referring to Tony)
Ziva: I’d rather you shoot me first.
Security Officer Parnell: Cuff yourself dirtbag!

(to Gibbs)
Tony: That’s a nice suit. You didn’t get married again. Did you?

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