Gibbs: You wanted to see me Duck?
Ducky: (busy dialling a phone number) Yes, I did. I was just about to call you… It’s not a wonder DiNozzo is always looking over his shoulder…
Gibbs: (carrying Tony who had injured his right ankle while playing basket-ball) Loyal as a Saint Bernard…
Tony: I always wanted to get one of those until I found out they did not come with that barrel of Whisky around their neck…
Gibbs: (stopping Cynthia from calling Director Shepard) Cynthia, did you know that when a Roman emperor made a triumphant march into Rome, he had a slave on his chariot who…
Cynthia: …who whispered “You are only human” into his ear…
Gibbs: Going in unannounced, is whispering into her ear…
Cynthia: …so, you are the Director’s slave…
Gibbs: Talk to me Duck !
Ducky: Lance Corporal William Danforth Junior. Survived IED (Improvised Explosive Device) in Irak, RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade) in Afghanistan… Unfortunately the local “odocoileus virginianus” was too much to bear…
Jimmy: That’s a white-tailed…
Gibbs: Deer. Yeah, I know. Are you saying: “Bambi killed this Marine”, Ducky?
Ducky: No, but, swerving at 60 miles an hour into a tree to avoid Bambi, did!
Gibbs: Any chance of getting the call logs? (from the piece of the cell phone found on the body)
Abby: I’d have a better chance of getting McGee to wear a a Speedo to church.