[Randy Taylor]

(Ziva crashed into a suspects car to stop them from getting to the airport and asked Tony to take the blame.)
Gibbs: (To Tony and Ziva) Roca is at the damn airport!
Tony: Yeah, that’s my fault Boss. I take full responsibility… I shouldn’t have let Ziva drive.

Gibbs: Looks like they’re putting decorder rings in cereal boxes again. (smiles at his own joke, then notices the blank looks on the other’s faces) What?
Tony: Little before our time Boss.

Mrs Mallard: You might find this hard to believe, but Donald was the cutest child. He had long curly blond hair. Everybody thought he was a girl until he was twelve, when his voice changed.
Ducky: Mr Palmer, will you chain my Mother to the chair while I tell Agent Gibbs what I’ve found.

Tony (looking at McGee asleep on the table): Do you have any superglue Abbs?
(Gibbs enters room and smacks Tony on the head)
Gibbs: What did I tell you about that DiNozzo?
Tony: That the skin might not grow back?!

Tony: You really think I smell?
Ziva: I was kidding.
(Tony farts)
Tony: How about now?

Ziva (referring to food): Oh God, it smells like it’s been here for a month.
McGee: Exactly why I don’t have a roomate.
Gibbs: Roomates are never a good idea.
McGee: Did you ever have a roomate boss?
Gibbs: Three McGee. They’re called wives.

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