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Jep, sehr geiler Auftakt der 8. Staffel.
Joey fand ich ja sowas von genial, wie er mit seiner Rede Eindruck bei diesem Broadway-Regisseure schinden wollte und natürlich seine kleinen Füsse

Ross muss mit allen kleinen Mädchen tanzen und Gert war natürlich die Beste

Ross: Monica’s pregnant!
Joey: Oh my God, is that why you guys had to get married?
Monica: Guys, I’m not pregnant.
Joey: Ah, slow swimmers?

Ross: Mona. What a beautiful name.
Mona: I always kinda hated it.
Ross: Ah come on! Mona Lisa? Mona…um Kegglachen? The famous botanist. She’s – Well, she’s dead now. But supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.

Chandler: What size shoes do you wear?
Joey: Eleven.
Chandler: Great, cause my shoes are giving me a problem. Can I borrow your boots?
Joey: I don’t really know where I left them, so …
(Chandler looks down at Joey’s feet)
Chandler: Those aren’t elevens.
Joey: Okay, fine, I’m a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet, but the rest of me is good, I’ll show ya!

Rachel: (about the father of her baby) I’m not going to tell you until I tell him.
Phoebe: Aha! At least we know it’s a him.

Dennis Phillips: Look umm Joey, I-I don’t think you’re quite right for this project.
Joey: Oh, see that’s where you’re wrong. Whatever it is, I can do it. And if you didn’t see it up there, just-just try me.
Dennis Phillips: It’s an all Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese?
Joey: Well I’m not proud of this, but… (He turns around and starts to mess with his eyelids)

Monica: Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
Rachel: How many ways are there to do that?

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